What is happening in your perfect musical heaven right now?

Led Zeppelin is working on a new double album while The Stones help to make it even better. Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus kept fighting for mirror time and they all killed each other by repeated slaps with help from guitarists bashing them on the head. Beatles are touring again with opening act of Big Star and Badfinger to make it darker. Guitar Hero is going down between Clapton and Hendrix. Brian Wilson is eating cookies and playing with The Beach Boys again. No More Paris Hilton since she was shot early on. Joplin joined up with Wonder to make more bluesy soul music. Morrison comes back and kills off the rest of the bad music. After that Woodstock goes on for two weeks and Cobain is not invited even though he is still alive. Also Avril Lavinge and Nelly Furtado are tied up and continually tortured by Marilyn Manson. As well no one will ever have to hear Crank That ever again because Soulja Boy has been eaten by vicious dogs set loose by Ozzy. Emo band members are chained up and used as human dart boards. If a bad musician tries to break the rule of only good music allowed, they are forced to listen to revolution 9 over and over again and the only way out is suicide. Bob Dylan is swimming alot while writing songs for an album to bad mouth new music. All disco bands and artists are forced to stay in a room with constant bad smells going into it with no way out unless they commit suicide. Elvis comes down from heaven and starts to kick the holy hell out of many new music artists.The Who are touring again with original lineup and the old folk singers are playing alot of pool and having many drum and lyric circles that anyone good can join in on if they want.